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Bernie - ‘I was just remembering how we used to complain about noisy people in crowded cinemas.’ - 20 February 2021
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Bernie - ‘I wanted to join the police but I didn’t have a criminal record.’ - 25 March 2023
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Bernie - ‘I want you to alter the way you calculate my debt.’ - 2 November 2024
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Bernie - ‘I thought we could rip this lot out and put in a heat pump.’ - 23 October 2021
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Bernie - ‘I thought they were key workers.’ - 28 March 2020
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Bernie - ‘I think you’ll find that you have to marry us because today I’m self-identifying as female.’ - 28 January 2023
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Bernie - ‘I somehow don’t believe this is what Boris meant.’ - 28 March 2020
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Bernie - ‘I see the Burberry has arrived.’ - 25 April 2020
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Bernie - ‘I say we should invade Taiwan now while the rest of the world is distracted by Wordle.’ - 21 May 2022
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Bernie - ‘I only converted to help my asylum claim but then things snowballed.’ - 23 March 2024
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Bernie - ‘I nicked his expensive watch so now he can feel like a man of the people.’ - 1 April 2023
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Bernie - ‘I must buy a new hat to throw into the ring.’ - 11 January 2020
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