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Bernie - ‘I want us to have a big family – four, five, or maybe even six whippets!’ - 6 June 2026
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Bernie - ‘You wait ages for someone to throw under the bus and then three come along at once.’ - 25 April 2026
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Bernie - ‘Good evening, I’m from the government’s “summer of sex” compliance office.’ - 25 April 2026
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Bernie - ‘Did you go anywhere special this Easter?’ - 11 April 2026
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Bernie - Let me put it this way – if you have any Premium Bonds, draw them out now - 4 April 2026
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Bernie - ‘Take me to your Trump-appointed leader.’ - 14 March 2026
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Bernie - ‘If you want your letter to arrive on time, you have to put it in a parcel.’ - 7 March 2026
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Bernie - ‘The Tory party was much better when I was your age.’ - 24 January 2026
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Bernie - Can we just forget all this - 3 January 2026
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Bernie - First floor - 13 December 2025
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Bernie - ‘If it turns out you’ve been lying about Father Christmas, Mum, you’ll have to go.’ - 6 December 2025
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Bernie - A relationship with someone you don’t know - 22 November 2025
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