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Bernie - ‘I’m not allowed in the delivery room.’ - 19 December 2020
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Bernie - ‘I’m escaping from an oppressive regime.’ - 6 April 2024
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Bernie - ‘I’m drinking to remember.’ - 28 September 2024
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Bernie - ‘I’m appointing you “chief fundraiser, unpaid”.’ - 16 March 2024
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Bernie - ‘I’ll just test your blood pressure.’ - 15 October 2022
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Bernie - ‘I’ll have a vodka martini — shaken, not stirred — and a Scotch egg.’ - 5 December 2020
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Bernie - ‘I’d have a heart attack but have you seen the state of the NHS?’ - 9 April 2022
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Bernie - ‘I was just remembering how we used to complain about noisy people in crowded cinemas.’ - 20 February 2021
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Bernie - ‘I wanted to join the police but I didn’t have a criminal record.’ - 25 March 2023
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Bernie - ‘I want you to alter the way you calculate my debt.’ - 2 November 2024
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Bernie - ‘I thought we could rip this lot out and put in a heat pump.’ - 23 October 2021
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Bernie - ‘I thought they were key workers.’ - 28 March 2020
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