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Bernie - ‘Is this a bad time?’ - 9 January 2021
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Bernie - ‘If you find any PPE you get to keep it.’ - 11 April 2020
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Bernie - ‘If I was enjoying anything, I could give it up for Lent.’ - 20 February 2021
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Bernie - ‘I’ve got my 18-month-old playing darts.’ - 13 January 2024
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Bernie - ‘I’ve been waiting for four hours and I still haven’t seen a patient.’ - 2 May 2020
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Bernie - ‘I’ve been offered £10,000 to change universities or £20,000 to become a lorry driver.’ - 28 August 2021
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Bernie - ‘I’m terribly sorry, we’ve had to put a cap on numbers.’ - 30 July 2022
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Bernie - ‘I’m sure you’ll be very excited by my massive borrowing and spending plan.’ - 4 July 2020
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Bernie - ‘I’m sorry Rishi, but the “ex-Tory prime minister after-dinner speech” market is saturated.’ - 13 July 2024
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Bernie - ‘I’m sleeping rough as much as I can before they criminalise it.’ - 20 April 2024
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Bernie - ‘I’m six. I don’t need to know about eating disorders.’ - 19 August 2023
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Bernie - ‘I’m off then — let’s see if I can get some meat today.’ - 25 September 2021
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