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Bernie - ‘When will it be safe to mug someone again?’ - 6 March 2021
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Bernie - ‘When the turbine is rotating it means the King is in residence.’ - 3 August 2024
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Bernie - ‘What do you mean you don’t want kids?’ - 6 July 2024
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Bernie - ‘What a life. We can’t even afford the second cheapest bottle.’ - 20 August 2022
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Bernie - ‘Well, this is embarrassing.’ - 1 August 2020
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Bernie - ‘Well, it won’t be the glow of a warm fire.’ - 5 October 2024
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Bernie - ‘Welcome to the new normal.’ - 19 September 2020
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Bernie - ‘Weird.’ - 9 November 2024
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Bernie - ‘We’ve closed your bank account… you have been charged £25 for this letter.’ - 15 July 2023
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Bernie - ‘We’re down to the last two Conservative voters – we could get them to breed but there isn’t time.’ - 15 June 2024
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Bernie - ‘We’re at the tipping point.’ - 17 October 2020
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Bernie - ‘We’d like to be levelled all the way up to Nadhim Zahawi.’ - 28 January 2023
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