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Bernie - ‘Oh yes, I’m up early every morning breaking the ice.’ - 27 February 2021
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Bernie - ‘Oh dear. I was hoping our fuel allowance would pay for our Oasis tickets.’ - 7 September 2024
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Bernie - ‘Of course it’s impossible to know what he’ll do next.’ - 26 February 2022
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Bernie - ‘Not only have you been stood up, Sir, but I’m afraid we don’t serve solo diners.’ - 12 August 2023
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Bernie - ‘No, you may not give me a lift to the polling station, you filthy pervert,’ - 7 May 2022
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Bernie - ‘No vapes? I’ll just take those knives then.’ - 3 February 2024
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Bernie - ‘No thanks. I’m not sailing P&O.’ - 26 March 2022
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Bernie - ‘No one must ever know I used to read the Guardian.’ - 6 March 2021
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Bernie - ‘Nice to see there are still some old-fashioned Conservatives in the house.’ - 7 May 2022
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Bernie - ‘Next, an anonymous caller who asks: “Can I get monkeypox from groping two men?”’ - 9 July 2022
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Bernie - ‘Never a second thought for our mental health!’ - 29 May 2021
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Bernie - ‘My word! I thought the only one of these was in the British Museum!’ - 26 August 2023
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