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Bernie - ‘No, you may not give me a lift to the polling station, you filthy pervert,’ - 7 May 2022
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Bernie - ‘Not only have you been stood up, Sir, but I’m afraid we don’t serve solo diners.’ - 12 August 2023
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Bernie - ‘Of course it’s impossible to know what he’ll do next.’ - 26 February 2022
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Bernie - ‘Oh dear. I was hoping our fuel allowance would pay for our Oasis tickets.’ - 7 September 2024
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Bernie - ‘Oh yes, I’m up early every morning breaking the ice.’ - 27 February 2021
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Bernie - ‘On the other hand, the threat of nuclear war means I’m less worried about climate change.’ - 25 February 2023
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Bernie - ‘Our no-deal Brexit stockpile is now a coronavirus stockpile.’ - 7 March 2020
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Bernie - ‘Please, no more promises.’ - 19 June 2021
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Bernie - ‘Pleased to meet you – always nice to put a face to a name.’ - 25 July 2020
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Bernie - ‘Poor old Tantalus. They’ve gone and moved his retirement age back again.’ - 15 April 2023
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Bernie - ‘Relax. Nowadays it’s all done by AI.’ - 10 June 2023
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Bernie - ‘Rest assured, we’ll move more quickly in the next pandemic.’ - 16 October 2021
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