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Bernie - ‘I’m sure you’ll be very excited by my massive borrowing and spending plan.’ - 4 July 2020
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Bernie - ‘I’m terribly sorry, we’ve had to put a cap on numbers.’ - 30 July 2022
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Bernie - ‘I’ve been offered £10,000 to change universities or £20,000 to become a lorry driver.’ - 28 August 2021
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Bernie - ‘I’ve been waiting for four hours and I still haven’t seen a patient.’ - 2 May 2020
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Bernie - ‘I’ve got my 18-month-old playing darts.’ - 13 January 2024
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Bernie - ‘Jeremy’s so clever – for a party piece he names all 73 genders.’ - 18 March 2023
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Bernie - ‘Just speeding up the compensation process.’ - 13 January 2024
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Bernie - ‘Leicester… Lancashire… Caerphilly… It’s working its way though the cheeses!’ - 12 September 2020
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Bernie - ‘Let’s start a rumour that there’s going to be a shortage!’ - 2 October 2021
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Bernie - ‘Look, I can still fit into my old burqa!’ - 21 August 2021
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Bernie - ‘Looks like Boris is flying again.’ - 23 July 2022
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Bernie - ‘Looks like we’ll miss our boat.’ - 30 July 2022
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