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Wilbur - ‘I compulsively fantasise about having sex with attractive women I meet.’ - 28 March 2026
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Wilbur - ‘Any mention of the environment?’ - 28 March 2026
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Wilbur - ‘I wouldn’t fancy taking over from Keir Starmer.’- 14 March 2026
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Wilbur - I told you Peter Mandelson was a flight risk - 7 March 2026
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Wilbur - ‘I’m just glad I didn’t move to Dubai.’ - 7 March 2026
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Wilbur - Ah, spring! I expect the humans have sorted out most of their problems by now - 28 February 2026
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Wilbur - ‘Of course, he’s always denied any wrongdoing.’ - 28 February 2026
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Wilbur - I remember when all this was fields - 21 February 2026
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Wilbur - ‘Sorry chaps, the servants won’t work for us any more.’ - 21 February 2026
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Wilbur - ‘I wouldn’t like to be in Keir Starmer’s predicament.’ - 14 February 2026
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Wilbur - Roses are red - 14 February 2026
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Wilbur - ‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’ - 7 February 2026
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