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Nick Newman - ‘I keep forgetting if I’ve misplaced classified documents.’ - 21 January 2023
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Nick Newman - ‘I know it’s good to get to school early, but 8 March is two weeks away.’ - 20 February 2021
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Nick Newman - ‘I need to take your temperature.’ - 19 December 2020
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Nick Newman - ‘I never thought I’d catch a glimpse of an actual royal residence.’ - 13 April 2024
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Nick Newman - ‘I shall now be fired from the cannon into a bucket — without a mask!’ - 10 July 2021
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Nick Newman - ‘I suggest switching to the Bank of Euan Blair’s Mum and Dad.’ - 30 January 2021
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Nick Newman - ‘I told you it was bad luck not to take down the Christmas decorations.’ - 11 January 2020
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Nick Newman - ‘I trust there’s 11 per cent extra money in the pudding.’ - 17 December 2022
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Nick Newman - ‘I went out looting but the shoplifters got there first.’ - 10 August 2024
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Nick Newman - ‘If anyone’s going, it’s Sneezy.’ - 12 September 2020
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Nick Newman - ‘If Christmas is cancelled, it doesn’t matter if you’re naughty or nice.’ - 25 September 2021
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Nick Newman - ‘If I wanted to see people making a bomb I’d have a look at my gas bill.’ - 12 August 2023
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