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Len - ‘I’m dreading Christmas. Now that lockdown’s relaxed I’ll have to see the bloody grandkids.’ - 19 December 2020
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Len - ‘Let me through! I have an app for that.’ - 7 March 2020
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Len - ‘Lockdown hasn’t been all bad — it’s made me focus on what I really want out of life.’ - 10 October 2020
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Len - ‘Marketing reckons we should be using TikTok – can you do a sexy little dance for 15 seconds?’ - 23 July 2022
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Len - ‘No it’s not the prison, it’s the council offices. They insist everything is done online these days.’ - 15 June 2024
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Len - ‘Oh, for heaven’s sake, Geoffrey! You should be getting a signal by now.’ - 8 April 2023
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Len - ‘OK, I’ve pressed Ctrl, Alt and Delete but it hasn’t made any difference.’ - 16 December 2023
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Len - ‘On the other hand, it’s a marvellous example of successful rewilding.’ - 29 August 2020
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Len - ‘Remember when we did this to be romantic rather than to save on hot water and electricity?’ - 23 April 2022
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Len - ‘The reason used to be “because it’s there”. Now it’s to be seen to be there.’ - 29 January 2022
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Len - ‘Well, if you’ve been a naughty boy, Santa might just bring you one.’ - 19 December 2020
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Len - ‘Why the urgent phone call? So what if the kids have built a fort? All kids build forts.’ - 13 June 2020
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