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Bernie - ‘Santa won’t agree to this unless you water it down.’ - 20 November 2021
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Bernie - ‘School’s out. Now for six weeks of bickering and pettiness...’ - 30 July 2022
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Bernie - ‘Sending them to Scotland would be a deterrent.’ - 4 May 2024
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Bernie - ‘Shall I put the kettle on?’ - 15 May 2021
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Bernie - ‘She’ll try anything!’ - 2 March 2024
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Bernie - ‘She’s like Liz Truss in reverse.’ - 25 May 2024
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Bernie - ‘Shouldn’t you be out catching criminals?’ - 2 July 2022
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Bernie - ‘Smarten yourself up. It’s on in five minutes.’ - 30 November 2024
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Bernie - ‘So it was either this or lockdown.’ - 6 February 2021
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Bernie - ‘So, with the lockdown relaxed, I headed straight to the beach.’ - 6 June 2020
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Bernie - ‘Sorry kids, we’ve had to cut out all treats this year.’ - 29 October 2022
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Bernie - ‘Sorry, but we all have to learn to rely less on coal.’ - 18 December 2021
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