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Bernie - ‘I didn’t realise it was dress down Friday.’ - 29 June 2024
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Bernie - ‘I don’t know why he’s so fat, he only eats the same as us.’ - 20 November 2021
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Bernie - ‘I don’t understand the science, but apparently it’s safe to snog if you’re not under the mistletoe.’ - 11 December 2021
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Bernie - ‘I have a terrible fear of not flying.’ - 9 April 2022
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Bernie - ‘I must admit, I thought I could have had more support from the palace.’ - 13 March 2021
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Bernie - ‘I must buy a new hat to throw into the ring.’ - 11 January 2020
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Bernie - ‘I nicked his expensive watch so now he can feel like a man of the people.’ - 1 April 2023
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Bernie - ‘I only converted to help my asylum claim but then things snowballed.’ - 23 March 2024
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Bernie - ‘I say we should invade Taiwan now while the rest of the world is distracted by Wordle.’ - 21 May 2022
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Bernie - ‘I see the Burberry has arrived.’ - 25 April 2020
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Bernie - ‘I somehow don’t believe this is what Boris meant.’ - 28 March 2020
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Bernie - ‘I think you’ll find that you have to marry us because today I’m self-identifying as female.’ - 28 January 2023
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